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Joe Maddon Ties Another Record With Last Night's Win And Some Idiot Fans Still Want Him Gone

Over the last few years, I've become infatuated with the growing contingent of Cubs fans who can somehow justify firing Cubs manager Joe Maddon. "He's not a good manager." "He gets too cute." "He is successful in spite of himself." "He's lucky." "He was given the keys to a Lamborghini, anyone can...

This Willson Contreras Stat Is All You Need To Know About His Red Hot Start

I'm never really one to freak out about players starting their season either red hot or ice cold. The MLB season is a LONG journey and while it's fun to get pumped up when a player has a good game or two, you have to keep the big picture in perspective. I was on Twitter.com last night for some...

God Told Carlos Zambrano He Should Pitch Again

Former Cubs fan favorite Carlos Zambrano shared some interesting news yesterday before his former team defeated the Miami Marlins 7-2. He's ready to pitch again. The 37-year-old shared an email with Gordon Wittenmyer of the Chicago Sun-Times that was from the independent Chicago Dogs inviting...

To Honor Joe Maddon's First Ejection of 2019, I Wrote A Review On His New Beer

It definitely did not suck.

2019 Chicago Cubs Walk Up Music

The Chicago Cubs opened up their home season with a bang yesterday by defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates 10-0 on an absolutely gorgeous day at Wrigley Field. In addition to watching the Cubs dog walk the Pirates all day, fans were treated to their first taste of their favorite player's music of...

Cubs Prospect Sits Down To Chat With Sports Mockery

Keep an eye out for this kid Cubs fans.

The Irony Of Joe Maddon's New Beer Name Is Comical

The 2019 season isn't off to the best start for the Chicago Cubs. After winning their first game against the Rangers, they pissed their next two away to lose the series and opened up their series with the Braves on Monday with an embarrassing 8-0 loss. The low point(s) of that game had to be...

Kris Bryant Is NOT Here To Deal With Twitter Tough Guys

Social media can be a funny thing. On one hand, I've used social media to connect with people from across the globe that share similar interests as me and there never would have been a shot in hell that I'd "meet" these people without the use of some form of social media. On the other hand, social...

I Accidentally Listened To A Cardinals Anthem And Now My Ears Won't Stop Bleeding

What did I just listen to?

A Familiar Name Will Join Wrigley Field's 2019 Beer Menu

Cheers to 2019.

5 BOLD Predictions For The 2019 Chicago Cubs

What can we expect from the 2019 Chicago Cubs?

Kyle Schwarber Destroyed A Windshield......Again

Maybe park farther away next time?

WATCH: If This Cubs Hype Video Doesn't Fire You Up, There's Something Wrong With You

I just ran through a brick wall after watching this.

Jed Hoyer Makes A Bold Player Prediction Going Into The Season

For the love of God Jed, please be right.

Cubs Area Scout Gives Sports Mockery Inside Access To Team's Scouting Department

Every star in baseball today was "discovered" in one way or another at the beginning of their big league career. We are spoiled as fans because we get to enjoy the end product but few people realize the amount of time and work that went into evaluating these current stars when they were just...

Symbolic Bulletin Board Material Has Now Turned Into Literal Bulletin Board Material

Joe Maddon wants to remind his players about what the nerds at PECOTA think of them.

Javier Baez Has One Clear-Cut Goal For 2019

Javy has his eyes set on one thing in 2019.

Yadier Molina Can't Take A Joke, Vows To "Defend His Ground"

This may be the dumbest thing to ever stoke a rivalry I've ever seen.

Kris Bryant Pokes Fun At St. Louis And Cardinals Twitter Implodes

Take it easy, Cardinals fans.

My Brain Is About To Explode From Reading These Dumbass Off Season Reports

The level of stupidity has reached epic proportions.