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My Brain Is About To Explode From Reading These Dumbass Off Season Reports
My Brain Is About To Explode From Reading These Dumbass Off Season Reports

My Brain Is About To Explode From Reading These Dumbass Off Season Reports

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November 10, 2018·7 min read·1.8K
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Will Bryce Harper actually sign with the Chicago White Sox?+
The author doesn't think it will happen despite recent rumors and Harper visiting Chicago. While Rick Hahn made a pitch to Harper and Sox fans believe they have the money and prospects, the writer thinks Harper will end up in Philadelphia instead.
Are the Cubs really willing to trade Kris Bryant?+
No, this was misleading reporting based on Theo Epstein saying nobody was "untouchable" in trade talks. The author calls this story idiotic and thinks it was blown out of proportion by ESPN despite Bryant being a former MVP.
What is the MLB hot stove and why is it unreliable?+
The hot stove is the time around Winter Meetings when free-agent signings and trades are most prevalent. It's unreliable because anyone can spread unfounded rumors on social media by claiming they have a "source," and these rumors can gain traction even without proof.
Why doesn't the author think the White Sox will land Harper?+
He believes the Sox aren't as close to contending as everyone thinks, despite having money and prospects. The author also disputes the claim that Harper doesn't care about winning, suggesting Harper wants to play for a more competitive team.
How long has the author been covering the Cubs for Sports Mockery?+
The author has been writing about the Cubs at Sports Mockery for three years. He describes himself as a fan who enjoys writing about the team rather than a traditional journalist, though he's made connections and gained access to the organization.
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