Frequently Asked Questions
What song did the Cardinals fan sing that was so bad?
The song was called 'We Are Cardinals Nation' and was performed by a fan named Wesley. The author described it as being so terrible it made Nickelback sound like the greatest band in music history.
How did the Cardinals do in their 2019 season opener?
The St. Louis Cardinals lost their 2019 season opener to the Milwaukee Brewers with a final score of 5-4.
When was the last time the Cardinals made the playoffs?
The Cardinals haven't been in the postseason since 2015.
What lyrics from the Cardinals song does the author make fun of?
The author's favorite lyric to mock was 'We are October strong,' questioning what the Cardinals have to be strong about in October since they haven't made the playoffs since 2015.
Do the Cubs have bad fan songs too according to this article?
Yes, the author admits the Cubs have some questionable songs themselves, specifically mentioning 'Cubbies Are Rockin' as an example.