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There's No Balm To Cure The Never-Ending Sting of Being a Chicago White Sox Fan
There's No Balm To Cure The Never-Ending Sting of Being a Chicago White Sox Fan

There's No Balm To Cure The Never-Ending Sting of Being a Chicago White Sox Fan

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Robert Dean
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February 20, 2019·5 min read·1.8K
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What contract did Manny Machado want and what did the White Sox offer?+
Machado wanted a $300 million contract for ten years. The White Sox offered an incentive-driven deal that was fifty million less than what he wanted, which Machado didn't accept.
Who did the White Sox sign instead of Manny Machado?+
The White Sox signed players like Yonder Alonso, Jon Jay, and Ivan Nova instead of landing Machado. The article describes these as moves that make zero sense now that Machado signed elsewhere.
When did the Chicago White Sox last win a World Series?+
The White Sox won the World Series in 2005. The article describes it as one of the dominant performances by a team in the modern era, though it says no one cares about it except White Sox fans.
What did Kenny Williams say about missing out on Manny Machado?+
When asked about the massive clusterfuck of missing Machado, Kenny Williams simply stated "no one died." The article criticizes this response given the fanbase's frustration with perceived cheapness.
Is Bryce Harper still available for the White Sox to sign?+
Yes, Bryce Harper doesn't have a team yet according to the article. However, the writer questions whether Harper is realistic since the White Sox wouldn't pay Machado and expects Harper will likely go to the Phillies.
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