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Pass Me A Beer: This MLB Offseason Has Been Exhausting
Pass Me A Beer: This MLB Offseason Has Been Exhausting

Pass Me A Beer: This MLB Offseason Has Been Exhausting

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Robert Dean
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February 15, 2019·4 min read·605
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Did the Chicago White Sox sign Bryce Harper or Manny Machado?+
No, despite making legitimate overtures to both players and going through the full recruitment process including expensive lunches and promotional materials, neither Harper nor Machado signed with the White Sox.
What veteran players did the White Sox sign during their rebuild?+
The White Sox signed veteran players Yonder Alonso, Ivan Nova, and Jon Jay to provide leadership and experience for their young core players.
Why has MLB free agency been so slow this offseason?+
Free agency has stalled because everyone is waiting for Bryce Harper and Manny Machado to set the market first. Over thirty elite players are sitting idle four months into free agency, with teams and other players waiting for these mega-deals to be completed.
What new feature is coming to White Sox games?+
The White Sox are adding a new Goose Island section to the ballpark, which the author notes is fancy for their working-class fan base but acceptable since the Goose Island founder is a Sox fan.
When did the White Sox last win the World Series?+
The White Sox won the World Series in 2005, and none of those championship players remain on the current roster except for front office personnel and pitching coach Don Cooper.
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