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Dear Bryce, Be a F*#king Hero
Dear Bryce, Be a F*#king Hero

Dear Bryce, Be a F*#king Hero

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December 28, 2018·6 min read·5.6K
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Why does the author think Bryce Harper should choose the White Sox over the Dodgers?+
The author argues that Harper would just be another superstar in LA where fans leave games early and he'd compete for attention with celebrities. In Chicago, he'd be a legend and the focal point, plus LA isn't really a sports town despite their efforts.
What does the article say about Harper potentially joining the Yankees?+
The author says Harper should forget the Yankees because he'd be stuck in a media circus and constantly compared to Judge and Stanton. He'd never measure up to Yankee legends like Ruth, Mantle, and Gehrig, and would just be another player among many ghosts.
How are White Sox fans different from other fanbases according to this article?+
White Sox fans are described as blue collar, hard working people who understand ups and downs in life. They'll support Harper even during slumps, buying him a beer and patting him on the back because they're loyal once they give their hearts to a player.
What White Sox legends does the author compare Harper to?+
The author says Harper could join the ranks of Frank Thomas, Paul Konerko, and Carlton Fisk, and become the White Sox version of Mantle, Ruth, Gehrig or DiMaggio. He mentions Paul Konerko specifically as the type of captain the team needs again.
What does the article say about the White Sox's future potential?+
The author believes the White Sox have a young squad coming up and will soon be the next Astros, Royals, or Cubs in terms of success. He mentions they have plenty of rising stars to surround Harper with and the team is ready to compete.
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