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Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People? Knee Jerk NBA Lottery Rant (Viewer Discretion Advised)
Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People? Knee Jerk NBA Lottery Rant (Viewer Discretion Advised)

Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People? Knee Jerk NBA Lottery Rant (Viewer Discretion Advised)

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What pick did the Bulls get in the NBA Draft Lottery?+
The Bulls received the 7th overall pick in the NBA Draft Lottery. The author considered this the worst possible outcome, having hoped for a top pick like Zion Williamson or Ja Morant.
Who is the best player the Bulls could realistically get with the 7th pick?+
The author believes the best-case scenario with the 7th pick is landing Jarrett Culver. He makes clear that Culver is nowhere near the level of Zion Williamson or Ja Morant.
Why is the Bulls' 7th pick considered useless?+
The author argues the 7th pick is absolutely useless because it takes the Bulls out of contention for franchise-changing talents like Zion Williamson and Ja Morant. In his view, there is no way to spin the result as a positive outcome for the franchise.
Who do the Bulls need to sign to salvage the offseason after the lottery?+
The author is calling on the Bulls front office — Gar Forman, John Paxson, and Jerry Reinsdorf — to make an aggressive push to sign Kemba Walker. He believes Kemba on the Bulls would make them a surefire playoff team with the potential for a deep run.
Why does the author say Cleveland and New York fans can't complain about the lottery results?+
The author points out that Cleveland has landed three number one picks in the last eight years and none of those players are still on the team, so they have no right to complain. As for New York, he argues they would have either ruined Zion's career or traded him away in an Anthony Davis deal anyway.
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